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Raj Patel, go home

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This is so very wrong.

Archie Comics, after butchering a breast augmentation on Veronica and ho’ing up Betty, has added Raj Patel. A friendly little Indian dude blessed with:

“… a perky appearance… a bit smaller than most of Riverdale’s males… lively, optimistic personality is portrayed as much through his wardrobe, bedroom and expressive face, as it is through his words.”

Fer cryin’ out loud! It’s Riverdale. Indians don’t live in Riverdale, there are no cabs, no convenience stores and no “Subcontinent Cellular Card Service” shacks on the corner.

Jughead’s gonna kick his ass and he’ll be doing Archie’s homework well through grad school.