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Chupa-whatsis, revealed

The beastie has been revealed. A Texas woman claims to have a few chupacabra bodies on ice,

“Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She’s been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it. But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.” Yahoo! News.

Or maybe, it’s just a really ugly dog:

I’m not going to tell you that’s not a chupacabra. I just think in my opinion a chupacabra is a dog,“ said Schaar, who has seen Canion’s find.”

Being a pragmatist, that makes a great deal of sense to me. Still, an unknown family of mutant bloodsucking dogs in rural Texas is messed up enough.