25 or 6 to 10... or 11

I wish I knew what time it was.

Even the computers are confused. The four in the house are equally divided — based upon the last software update and OS, I assume. Nobody has ever figured out how to set the microwave and the cable box is doing one of it’s daily twenty-minute reboot things. We don’t seem to posses a watch with functioning batteries, I can’t find my phone and the kitchen wall clock is having a seizure and tells me that it’s 34:56:45.

Wait, if I can find out what time it is on the web server I can figure out what time it is here by adding three hours. Or is it four?

It is now: 09:37 PM, wherever the web server is.

Uh-uh. On preview that doesn’t look quite right. Unless my web server is in Chad, something is wrong. Maybe the server time is off? Maybe it’s Greenwich time on the server and I have to subtract five hours and then add three (or four)?

Aw hell, this is way too complicated. I’m going to go rake leaves and eat when I’m hungry.